500 Days Of Summer

MacKenzie: So do you have a boyfriend ?

Summer: No.

McKenzie: Why not ?

Summer: Because I don’t want one.

McKenzie: Come on; I don’t believe that.

Summer: You don’t believe that a woman could enjoy being free and independent ?

McKenzie: Are you a lesbian ?

Summer: No I’m not a lesbian. I just, don’t feel comfortable being anyone’s girlfriend. I don’t actually feel comfortable being anyone’s anything.

McKenzie: I don’t know what you’re talking about.

Summer: Really ?

McKenzie: Nope.

Summer: Ok, let me break it down for you.

McKenzie: Break it down !

Summer: Ok. I, like being on my own. I think relationships are messy and people’s feelings get hurt. Who needs it ? We’re young, we live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world; might as well have fun while we can and, save the serious stuff for later.

McKenzie: You’re a dude. She’s a dude!

Tom: Ok but wait, wait. What happens, if you fall in love ?

Tom: What ?

Summer: You don’t believe that, do you ?

Tom: It’s love, it’s not Santa Claus.

- 500 Days Of Summer.